Sparky the Wonder Penguin Plush

Tired of not having a stuffed penguin auk near you so that you can hold up near your face and loudly spout off your own radical political opinions in a cartoonish voice so that your co-workers who would normally file a complaint against you will simply shake their heads sympathetically and slowly walk away? Just like how the government deals with mental health issues? Be tired no longer, friend.

Plush Info: 10.5" tall, 100% polyester, WILL NOT SPEAK OR COME TO LIFE IF YOU'RE IN THE SAME ROOM.